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Will Fear
11-12-02, 13:07
Just had a Christmas lunch.Got an excellent joke in my cracker which I thought I would share with you all...Q: How do you get two whales in a car?A: Over the Severn Bridge...Anyone got any other cracker jokes that they would like to share with their fellow Bike Magicians?

Mr. Ste (the pics not me)
11-12-02, 13:10
no actually will i think you've outdone everyone with that fine joke....its the way you tell it ya see

Jack Ass
11-12-02, 13:12
How do you get 4 elephants in a mini?

Diane *GG*
11-12-02, 13:14
With a shoe-horn?

Mr. Ste (the pics not me)
11-12-02, 13:18
how do you get 4 gays on a bar stool...oo no sorry my mistake... doh

Jack Ass
11-12-02, 13:19
2 in the front and 2 in the backHow do you get 2 giraffes in a mini?

Jack Ass
11-12-02, 13:19
elephants I mean - but i suppose it could be gays!

Mr. Ste (the pics not me)
11-12-02, 13:23
take the elephants out and take off the suroof...or something?

John 'Inflatable Brain' Hooper
11-12-02, 13:24
what's round & orange?an orange.IGMC

Jack Ass
11-12-02, 13:26
How can you tell if you've got an elephant in the fridge?footprints in the butterHow can you tell if you've got 2 elephants in the fridge?2 sets of footprints in the butterHow can you tell if you've got 4 elephants in the fridge?

Mr. Ste (the pics not me)
11-12-02, 13:27
the fridge is broken?whats brown and sticky?a stick

Bart's Brother (aka Nick)
11-12-02, 13:27
What do you call two rows of cabbages ?A Dual Cabbageway

Mr. Ste (the pics not me)
11-12-02, 13:27
whats red and bubbly and scratches at the window....?

Mr. Ste (the pics not me)
11-12-02, 13:28
whats red, annoying and cant fit through a relolving door?cilla black with a spear through her face

Jack Ass
11-12-02, 13:29
There will be a mini parked outside the fridge

Anne Brown
11-12-02, 13:29
is that from the alternative cracker joke book?

Jack Ass
11-12-02, 13:29
with 2 giraffes in it

Bart's Brother (aka Nick)
11-12-02, 13:30
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence ?

John 'Inflatable Brain' Hooper
11-12-02, 13:30
tyre tracks in the custard

Bart's Brother (aka Nick)
11-12-02, 13:31
Time to get a new fence!

Matt Savage
11-12-02, 13:31
I thought the answer to the mini/giraffe one was...You can't, it's full of elephants.

Bart's Brother (aka Nick)
11-12-02, 13:34
And the last two from my latest christmas partyWhy did the lobster blush ?Beacause he saw the salad dressing!orBecause he saw the Queen Mary's bottom!

Jack Ass
11-12-02, 13:34
It was, but Mr Ste sort of got it didn't he.

Beckers ....(go on, ask me anything, anything you like..)
11-12-02, 14:45
how many psychoanalists does it take to change a light bulb