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Keith Wilbraham
26-09-01, 07:28
I have looked in on this forum for quite a long time now (longer than my employer) would likeI have noticed a steady decline in the quality of postings normally from people who describe themselves in the maner of Complete Adolescent With Three buttocks . Is this what people really want the forum to be like?

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 07:30
parp

Keith Wilbraham
26-09-01, 07:31
Inteligent comment there thats exactly what I mean.

dogs bottom
26-09-01, 07:33
Gagaga slurp slurp, Mummy done a big poo in my panties ?" "Where is my bottle?"no I want intelegent, devicive, profound, oh ballocks ?? whatever, "

Dan (Pimping the Jazz in a Masterful manner)
26-09-01, 07:34
Welcome to the Soap Box Keith. This is *not* the place for *serious* bike related discussion - the other folders on this forum have that pleasure.Keith is such an ordinary name though... Why not call yourself Dan while you are here, just to be original you understand?

AndE EEE
26-09-01, 07:36
If thats what you think, simply go and use another forum. I personaly prefer the US forums myself like mtbr.

Keith Wilbraham
26-09-01, 07:39
I may well go and do that I just thought I would see want the quality of debate was like

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 07:40
Chill out Keith, The forum seems to have found a reasonably happy equilibrium. You have Beginners, rides, kit, MTB, Road...What do you want to say that you can't say in those threads? They are all eminently sensible with good advice and discussion, a few threads where people have a bit of banter and the party poopers weigh in like the thought police. Pop some valium and stop drinking coffee, you'll find the world becomes far more agreeable.

Jools .
26-09-01, 08:08
This end of the forum is about slacking and silliness the more sensible threads can be found elsewhere.I for one am very happy that I can come here to the soap box and be a stupid as I like.AHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOUBUGGER

Keith Wilbraham
26-09-01, 08:12
Sorry got to do some work now see you later

Diane Ginn
26-09-01, 08:15
lolWAY too serious!

Jools .
26-09-01, 08:20
God yeah. I'd put money on him having a heart rate monitor

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 08:26
it'll be maxing out right now if he sees pimps clothing thread.I don't really understan how he can look at all the other main forum threads and acuse the forum of being childish, yeah there is some childish stuff but there are another 4 threads full of bike talk. Maybe he nip down the library in a minute and slap someone for whispering.

Dan (supersize is only 20p more)
26-09-01, 08:27
(how do you put in words that you nearly had a hernia laughing ??)Kieth = WankerFuck off and do some work then ya miserable bastard, bet its FUN FUN FUN in your houseDan (always the voice of maturity and reason)

Keith Wilbraham
26-09-01, 09:02
Hello Dan you lot do have a problem can you do no better than abuse Im not missearble but you lot do have a problem

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 09:05
please cut and paste the following............and at to the previous post until intelligable.

Dan (supersize is only 20p more)
26-09-01, 09:07
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

Arnold Laurence
26-09-01, 09:09
welcome to the house of fun.we have a problem!!! Keith, what's yours? i can be serious, i can give technical tips, or comments about bikes, but i do that in the appropriate forum. this is the goofball section where we discuss our clothes and stuff.are you the type of rider who scowls at people like me who wear baggy shorts when on a road bike?

Keith Wilbraham
26-09-01, 09:09
Sorry for the unintelligable typing but you know what I mean. Im not very fond of punctuation or spelling

Dan (Pimping the Jazz in a Masterful manner)
26-09-01, 09:11
Keith, do you know a guy called Crispin Mills? Nice kid, ginger hair, goes to college in Hendon, gets into fights and lives under a bridge?

Keith Wilbraham
26-09-01, 09:14
So first its abuse , now its threats of violence? sorry I don't do violence.

Arnold Laurence
26-09-01, 09:15
wasn't crispin mills in kula shaker?

Dan (supersize is only 20p more)
26-09-01, 09:16
govinda

Arnold Laurence
26-09-01, 09:17
the very same

Diane Ginn
26-09-01, 09:19
That was Crispian Mills, son of Hayley.

Dan (Pimping the Jazz in a Masterful manner)
26-09-01, 09:22
Violence? Who's threatening you? I'm certainly not.Maybe you do know Crispin then! He came across as a violent troll, sorry, chap during his brief spell here on the forum.

Arnold Laurence
26-09-01, 09:47
sorry Diane, my eyesight is squiffy, didn't spot the lack on extra 'i'. probably distracted by your catsuit.

Keith Wilbraham
26-09-01, 09:48
I can remember the thread with Crispin, why do you imagine I should want to fight anybody all I want is to improve a dull day at work with a bit of harmless fun

Anne Brown
26-09-01, 09:48
Rule 1 around here is disengage brain before posting.After that we never got to rule 2.:-)

Diane Ginn
26-09-01, 09:52
Cos the brains no longer work...

Matt White
26-09-01, 09:53
What was rule 1, again?

Debra McGowan
26-09-01, 09:55
Jools - AHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOUBUGGER"closet Mary Whitehouse Experience fan by any chance? Milky Milky!!!"

Dylan Lang
26-09-01, 09:57
Chinney Reckon Tutankamuuuuuuuun...IGMC

Ancient @Mariner.Dan
26-09-01, 10:00
's true Keith. While I'm not convinced about the 'happy equilibrium' mentioned, at least most of the time the real crap is restricted to the soap box. As for your comment on punctuation etc, in earlier times that would have been enough to start a flame war in your direction.Get yourself a psuedonym with Dan somewhere in it, switch off the rationality gland and post the first excrement that hits the forebrain. Thats the way to start successful threads here.

Debra McGowan
26-09-01, 10:02
Dylan - do you remember M Khan?

(D)Anne Brown
26-09-01, 10:15
wen we dan we can type any trashDan

Dan (Pimp Master Jazz, Rev, Ancient Mariner)
26-09-01, 10:18
can you anne ?? maybe i should add you to my nameDan

Dylan Lang
26-09-01, 10:18
M Khan sounds familiar but you'd have to jog my memory...mmmmmm Milky milky.

Dylan Lang
26-09-01, 10:21

Dan (Pimping the Jazz in a Masterful manner)
26-09-01, 10:22
Fillet 'o fish, fillet 'o fish, give me some fish to fillet.Oh poo, that was Steve Wright wasn't it?

Jools .
26-09-01, 10:24
See Keith that's you that is.

Debra McGowan
26-09-01, 10:26
You see your bike? It's girls bike! In fact, you are a girl...pooeee!"At least its on topic!http://www.btinternet.com/~debra_mcgowan/ukcomedy.html a little info on it in case you are all thinking WTF (sorry its not very comprehensive yet!)"

Keith Wilbraham
26-09-01, 10:26
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Dylan Lang
26-09-01, 10:26
<sarcastic voice> Mmm yum, that's really nice. Oh it tastes so good, I could eat that forever. It's the best food ever</sarcastic voice>Oh no, what a personal disaster

Debra McGowan
26-09-01, 10:28
It's all getting a bit tricky now!!!

(D)Anne Brown
26-09-01, 10:28
Fillet-o-fish sounds more like Mac D's.Has Ronald released a single?

Dylan Lang
26-09-01, 10:29
Hey, Debra, you're missing a BM link on your site :)

Debra McGowan
26-09-01, 10:36
I am missing loads of stuff, haven't updated it since Feb and wasn't into MTBing then! Gonna have to refresh my knowledge of HTML before I update it again...

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 10:36
Debra,I have studies your site in detail and have concluded that you need to spend more time with MEN.

Debra McGowan
26-09-01, 10:41
How did you figure that Rev? My spare time is spent either with my bf, mountain biking (with MEN) or at karate (with MEN)! Oh and with my bird (who is male)!

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 10:45
No, I mean real MEN, like me.

Debra McGowan
26-09-01, 10:49
Oh I see - how silly of me!

Debra McGowan
26-09-01, 10:50
What makes you think you are a real man" rev???"

Phatboy da Marmot
26-09-01, 10:51
Cos he has a cock, probably.

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 10:54
Stands to reason.My bike is better than everybody elses therefore I am a REAL MAN.

Dan (Anne Brown PMJ, Rev, Ancient Mariner)
26-09-01, 10:55
dont you ride a cannondale ??nuff saidDan

Dylan Lang
26-09-01, 10:55
Don't start that again - that thread's died (except, obviously someone will resurect it now...)Besides, my bike's far better than yours.

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 10:56
Glad you agree my litte BMX jockey.

Dan (Anne Brown PMJ, Rev, Ancient Mariner)
26-09-01, 10:58
no i meant how can you be a man if you ride a 'daleDan

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 11:00
You wouldn't understand Dan you flan. Listen tell you what if you can convince me that your bike is not under licence from Disney, I'll listen to some arguments about how my bike is not the best. They won't be right though.

Dan (Anne Brown PMJ, Rev, Ancient Mariner)
26-09-01, 11:06
licence from disney ? better than that Peter Pan POS you rideDan

Ancient @Mariner.Dan
26-09-01, 12:11
I was going to say that Oli rather fancies you Debra, but actually the truth is he's in love with his 'dale. All those pics of you hugging people may have made him jealous though.Tidy site BTW. Out of interest, do you make money from the links on the front page?

Milo Bloom
26-09-01, 12:59
Personally, I'm disgusted.

Milo Bloom
26-09-01, 13:00
Sorry, that should have read personally, I'm disgusting""

Dylan L (D)an g
26-09-01, 13:02
I'm disgusting, personally.

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 13:06
no arguments there.

Milo Bloom
26-09-01, 13:07
I'm disgusted that I have wasted my morning doing my tax return, when there is stuff of this quality going on in here.I mean, does it get any better than when someone accuses us all of being juvenile, but spells juvenile" wrong in the process?Or is "juvenille" just the French for "playgroup"? In which case it was pretty well spot on."

Debra McGowan
26-09-01, 13:10
Ancient mariner - no i don't. One of them gives me free stats on visitors (which I havent looked at for months!) and the other one - well I can't remmeber what it does! I'm so behind with it lol!Personally, disgusting is the way to be.

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 13:15
Tax return, doh.Milo, did you know that they will still calculate the tax for you after the t30 september, they just gurantee to have the statement to you before 1 jan, whic is no problem as you don't need to pay before 31 jan.I'm gonna do mine this w/e.

Phatboy da silver Marmot
26-09-01, 13:17
Tax? Wahts T A X??????<look of confusion>

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 13:18
Taxes, you find them outside railway stations and airports, they drive you places and then you pay them. Car whores.

Dylan L (D)an g
26-09-01, 13:18
It's what we pay so that you can have a dossy summer in France, MTBing to your heart's content with your hirsute companion...:)

Milo Bloom
26-09-01, 13:20
You have my symapathies Rev. It is, as usual, the most brain warping document imaginable. Good to get back on here for a laugh.Not an accountant at all, are you Keith?

Phatboy da silver Marmot
26-09-01, 13:22
Oh so is that how i get my money to fund my bikes or summin' then?

Milo Bloom
26-09-01, 13:22
So which are you Phatboy, a student or a Cabinet Minister?

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 13:30
Milo, you wanna try it when you have earned money in three different countries from three different employers. nasty, very nasty.

Keith Wilbraham
26-09-01, 13:31
since when has spelling been a prerequiste of posting on this site? I can't spell so what? Has anybody posted anything thaat matters if its spelled good.

Phatboy da silver Marmot
26-09-01, 13:31
I studiously study Cabinet Ministers

Phatboy da silver Marmot
26-09-01, 13:33
Keith, you are quite obviously been dipping your chocolate into a fondue set full of hullucinegens. I suggest you come back later when you feel less paranoid.

Dan (Pimping the Jazz in a Masterful manner)
26-09-01, 13:35
We're all after you.We know where you live!;0)

Mike Davis
26-09-01, 13:35
Actually, looking at the title of this thread I'm wondering if 'juvenille' isn't actually a typo for 'javelin'.Mike.

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 13:36
Keith, we are using you pantyliner of a thread as a vehicle to discuss matters other than your pre-occupation with moaning and griping.Please come back when we're not here.

Phatboy da silver Marmot
26-09-01, 13:39
There behind you!!Bats! Bats!

Mike Davis
26-09-01, 13:40
Can I just apologise for the multiplicity of 'actually's in my previous post? Thanks.Mike.

Phatboy da silver Marmot
26-09-01, 13:42
No you can't actually. Apology not accepted.

Barry B
26-09-01, 13:44
I have looked in on this forum for quite a long time now (longer than my employer) would likeI have noticed a steady decline in the quality of postings normally from people who describe themselves in the maner of Complete Adolescent With Three buttocks . Is this what people really want the forum to be like?"I'd rather be immature and retain the ability to write a vaguely articulate post."

Diane Ginn
26-09-01, 13:52
Possibly not the most appropriate placing of brackets. Has the quality of the postings declined? Was there a specific point at which it all changed? Did everyone use to be **serious**??? Scary thought... :p

Keith Wilbraham
26-09-01, 13:55
The forum did used to have some sort of reasoned debate. It doesn't now.

Dylan L (D)an g
26-09-01, 13:55
I'm very serious.

Dylan L (D)an g
26-09-01, 13:58
Keith, as a long term 'users' / 'addict' I'd agree that the forums has changed but that's it really - things change. That's life isn't it. I think that it took quite a dive around a month or two ago but when most of the kids went back to school it recovered - look even Dan's learnt some semblance of ettique (cue Dan... Do your worst :) )I'm happy enough with it and I reckon that today's been great with some superb threads and some great deviation from topic.Long live BM forums :)

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 13:58
Keith, you've lost the plot mate, check out the cheese debate, perfectly seasoned, err, reasoned.

Ancient @Mariner.Dan
26-09-01, 14:03
Postings used to be just as much fun fun as this, but more recently there's been a load of useless swearing general abuse on the forum. Dan's promised to behave, Rev's being more polite and we're all getting along wonderfully. I may now have stuffed the content of the forum through these very comments.

Ancient @Mariner.Dan
26-09-01, 14:04
That should say Now Dan's promised...""

Dan (Anne Brown PMJ, Rev, Ancient Mariner)
26-09-01, 14:05
fuck off you dumb twat, you know jackshit boyDan

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 14:05
I was never impolite, i just used to bring in huge bin liners full of food for the trolls. Best regards,etc.

Terry the Troll
26-09-01, 14:10
Did someone mention food?Yummy.

Dan (Anne Brown PMJ, Rev, Ancient Mariner)
26-09-01, 14:10
now you just bring huge bits of skyscrapers, to sell in the forum like :-)Dan

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 14:11
Get yourself over to the cheese thread Tezzer plenty of troll food over there.

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 14:12
Dan, you were doing so well, now don't go and spoil it ok?

Terry the Troll
26-09-01, 14:13
On my way, Rev.

Dan (Anne Brown PMJ, Rev, Ancient Mariner)
26-09-01, 14:13
but the tablets have run out, i been cold turkey for HALF A FUCKIN HOUR NOW !!!!!!!Dan

Dylan L (D)an g
26-09-01, 14:15
Here, have some of mine

Ancient @Mariner.Dan
26-09-01, 14:16
Get back on those pils nowNoelle intentional - well chrristmas decorations are in the shops now.

Dan (Anne Brown PMJ, Rev, Ancient Mariner)
26-09-01, 14:16
i heard you hide them in yer arseDan

Dylan L (D)an g
26-09-01, 14:17
Nah, that's only you Dan. :)

Dan (Anne Brown PMJ, Rev, Ancient Mariner)
26-09-01, 14:20
sweet, pass us a few over then, pleaseDan

Ancient @Mariner.Dan
26-09-01, 14:21
Now Dan, you should know that the correct term is *suppositary*. Why don't you try some - the French even deliver pain killers that way.

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 14:23
PR? Nice.

Ancient @Mariner.Dan
26-09-01, 14:24
PR?

Ancient @Mariner.Dan
26-09-01, 14:24
PR?Pain relief?

(D)Anne Brown
26-09-01, 14:24
You need to extract thumb first before inserting tablet. This works for both oral and suppositories!

Jools .
26-09-01, 14:24
Yes, but there's nothing a frenchman enjoys more than interfering with his chocolate starfish except, of course, interfering with another frenchmans chololate starfish

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 14:26
I think Jools hit the nail on the head there.PR = Post Rectal = i.e. up the arse. Medical term, like PV, you can guess that one yourself.

Stuart drank all the beer
26-09-01, 14:28
Opium suppositaries? for all the good they'll do me I might as well stick them up my arse"name that film..."

Dylan L (D)an g PV
26-09-01, 14:29
Nice... :)

Dylan L (D)an g PV
26-09-01, 14:29
Trainspotting isn't it?

Ancient @Mariner.Dan
26-09-01, 14:30
Per rectum. Post is something you do with letters, preferably afterward.

Dan (Anne Brown PMJ, Rev, Ancient Mariner)
26-09-01, 14:30
defo trainspottingDan

Ancient @Mariner.Dan
26-09-01, 14:31
Sorry Rev. I should have got that one.

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
26-09-01, 14:35
Yep and you are right it is per, I forgotted.

Stuart drank all the beer
26-09-01, 14:39
yep, Renton to Mother Superior. Quality film, not seen it for ages though

Dave Smith
26-09-01, 15:37
Doctor walks out of ward with a supository behind his ear. Nurse points out location of aforementioned medication.Doctor returns to ward - 'right, which one of you assholes has got my pencil'boom boom

Milo Bloom
26-09-01, 17:52
I do like it when you post concurrently, Dylan. It's like a whole formation rabbit thing going on (woooooooo!!!)Are we still juvenile, by the way?

Rhodri Morris
26-09-01, 18:17
I like the way a thread discussing one thing is discussing something totally different a few pages later.For example, I read the first page of this thread, then skipped to the 10th. From discussing juvenile behavior to sticking supositories up your arse?

dogs bottom
26-09-01, 21:28
I really don't like all these refrences to assholes and bums suspotories and stufffor me its a bit of a sore subject

Ancient @Mariner.Dan
26-09-01, 21:42
You need to get your lubrication system sorted out then.Or eat less curry.

tony mcgarley
26-09-01, 21:49
Like the piccy, dogbot.Is it your own rug?:-)

Ding ding fares please, sixpenny is it?
26-09-01, 21:55
You have to laugh, I caught the number 13 today and it terminated at the gas works! I walked the rest of the way after buying an ice at Alf love's.

dogs bottom
27-09-01, 07:04
Na its me dogs, we share everything lick, lick, pant,pant, slobber, crap, yelp run. Where is my bone ?

Keith Wilbraham
27-09-01, 07:17
Here are some selected bits of yesterday thread. devicive, profound, oh ballocks ?? whatever, op some valium and stop drinking coffee Kieth = WankerFuck offya miserable bastard gets into fights and lives under a bridge? fuck off you dumb twat, you know jackshit boy now you just bring huge bits of skyscrapers, to sell in the forum like the arse. Medical term, Mother SuperiorFor example, I read the first page of this thread, then skipped to the 10th. From discussing juvenile behavior to sticking supositories up your arse?"Nice eh"

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
27-09-01, 07:49
Keith,May I extend my deepest apologies for the disrespect show to your quite reasonable post of yesterday morning. The actions of a few (well, Dan) have clearly crossed the bounds of decency and are atypical of the quite exceptional discussion normally available to valued contributors like yourself in this and other forums.I hope others have learnt a lesson from this sad event and will ensure that they address their behavioural inadequacies for Keith's benefit.Best regards and other obsequios salutations.parp.

Keith Wilbraham
27-09-01, 07:52
That was not a complaint it was the new entry for the Booker PrizeParp

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
27-09-01, 07:54
parp

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
27-09-01, 07:55
It's getting a bit whiffy round here, isn't it Keith?appppaaarrppparp

Jools .
27-09-01, 07:55
Beep Beep Wibble

Dan (Pimping the Jazz in a Masterful manner)
27-09-01, 07:55
Sounds like a quality thread to me.You *still* don't get the Crispin thing do you.<Sigh>I would put a link up to the thread but I can't find it.

Dan (Pimping the Jazz in a Masterful manner)
27-09-01, 07:55
Must type faster!

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
27-09-01, 07:56
parp?

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
27-09-01, 07:59
Jazz,As long as I have been posting here you have been promising to type faster. I think it is about time you set some clear objectives to help you achive you aims. At the moment you are clearly dissatisfied with you performance, I would offer coaching but I'm a bit busy typing extremely quickly. In short.... parp, get a life.

Dan (Pimping the Jazz in a Masterful manner)
27-09-01, 08:00
That's as clear as mud. Many thanks Rev! I will heed your... er...* wise words*.

Rev Lionel Dan-Blair(Dare)
27-09-01, 08:01
Glad to be of assistance.KEITH, ARE YOU STILL THERE?

Dan (Pimping the Jazz in a Masterful manner)
27-09-01, 08:05
Sorry Rev, can you speed up a little? Some of us are trying to post here!;0)

Keith Wilbraham
27-09-01, 08:41
Only intermitently, I would love to stay and play but have stuff to do Parppppppppp

Dan (Pimping the Jazz in a Masterful manner)
27-09-01, 09:07
That's the spirit!