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This is a fantastic not to be missed opportunity for BMers to twin their bog. Imagine having your toilet at home twinned with another BM member in another, more exotic, part of the country or even the world.Share photos of you using it, the missus (no dogs, please) in the shower or that stool you've just done and are particularly proud of lying in state. Arrange a visit with your twin toilet owner when it's due to be cleaned and makea celebration of the occassion. The possibilities are endless. Choose new bog mats together. You could even get plaque made: "This Toilet is Twinned with Bike Magic member's (insert name here) Toilet in San Tropez, France. Wednesday 17 November 2010 AD" for exampleTo start the Toilet Twinning ball rolling I'm offering to twin one of my bogs with another Bmer. I live in Derbyshire so I'd prefer to twin with a toilet in the west country or London as that's where I've moved from. But to be honest, most of all and what I'd really like is to twin with a toilet in Las Vegas because it's really exciting, like and I'd be interested to see where those supersized Mcd's go. So, come on. Let's get Twinning mad.
Enough!I've got to spend the next hour or so removing a crapper's u-bend in someone elses bathroom.FFS...
Really? What do you do for a living then?
In order to get better mileage out of a skip I once considered that smashing up the old bog in there with a sledgehammer was a good idea.It was not.Never take a sledgehammer to the throat of a 20 year old bog.
Nowt anymore - retired. It's DIY time in the missus bathroom. The toilet outlet is a mess and needs replacing. For obvious reasons I've been putting it off. One more cuppa and I'm up and at it...
Hans Frii wrote (see)Nowt anymore - retired. It's DIY time in the missus bathroom. The toilet outlet is a mess and needs replacing. For obvious reasons I've been putting it off. One more cuppa and I'm up and at it... Trust me, a minimum 12 hours fasting is a requirement prior to any such undertaking
I was hoping a doob would suffice...
Bet when you was young like you'd of used her 5hit for toothpaste an all
Mustrum Ridcully - Kicking Against The Pricks
Mt Riscully has some of that "Insanity" chilli sauce. He also has a habit of being a bit over enthusiastic with it on his toast late at night.There are times when I think my toilet could be twinned with Hiroshima
Dalesman Part time prophet wrote (see)Bet when you was young like you'd of used her 5hit for toothpaste an allSome things never change...
Round here the expression is "you would've eaten her sh1t off broken glass".Can't imagine why you would though. So long as you flush some bleachy water through pan cons are ok, it's backed up drains that really hum.
It wasn't that bad actually, quite clean. There was more mould in hard to reach places than anything else.Got me some gold stars, it did...
.....not brownie points ?